"So What If A Guy Threw A Shoe At Me?"

Some guy at a news conference in Baghdad, Iraq threw both of his shoes at President Bush. I think this is the first time this has ever happened in the history of U.S. Presidents.

This is a video I could watch over and over again. Bush totally sees the first shoe coming and ducks out of the way and stands up straight with a smirk in his face. He then half-way duck when the second shoe comes at him while Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki stretches out his arm in front of Bush in an attempt to tip-off the shoe.

Later on at the news conference, Bush says, "So what if a guy threw a shoe at me?" and shrugs his shoulders.

Oprah Weighs 200 pounds

Who cares? Seriously.

The Associated Press thought this story was worth their time to write.

It's really not that special that Oprah weighs 200 lbs. A lot of people have done that before. I'm sure I can find some people right now that weigh the same.

P.S. I love this picture of Oprah. It's pretty much how I look all the time.

We're in a recession?

It's now official: the US is in a recession.

It only took a whole year to make this statement official. A look at my bank account statement could have told you that. Maybe the economists should have me on retainer as an advisor.