Wizard with a press pass

I came across the funniest review while doing some research on the Universal Life Church. The review is from a person who purchased a press pass from the organization:

"I purchased this Press card with the intent on becoming a wizard or a mystic warrior. My life has changed since I can now do magic. I do not know what to say other than god is great. People look at me differently now. I am the wizard of life and god is my creator. I am the wizard of life and god is my creator."

After laughing out loud, which I don't often do when I'm in a room by myself, I grew curious. What in the world is a wizard (or a mystic warrior) going to do with a press pass? How does magic enhance a press pass? Is is like Doctor Who's psychic paper now?  So many questions...

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